Total Medals Earned: 87 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,985 Points
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Game completed
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/9 (100/405 points)
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Finish the Tutorial
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/335 points)
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Defeat the game!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Commit suicide 15 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000